Uphi kanene uMpumezo?
Lo ibingumbuzo esishiyeke nawo kwisiqendwana esingaphili. Kucaca ukuba
uLindelwa uqale inkonzo, noThembela uye wafika, kodwa yena akathi tshe
nangempumlo. Make siyokumgqogqa ke bafundi.
Sishiyene noMpumezo
elele. Bekusemva kokuba ephoxwe nguSisanda, kodwa wamnika la R50 ba ake
ayozimamela, aqabule. Wabe ke ebeyaleziwe ukuba aze acoce pha endlwini
enkulu. Urheme uye walala imini yonke
ke, akenza nto. Apho avuke khona uye waqubula lamali ibishiywe ngunina,
ukuba aze athengele abantwana isonka, kunye nebisi. Wasithenga isonka
kunye nefrentshi ema-Somaliyeni. Wasinqusha ke imini yonke umfo omkhulu.
Akakhange ashiye kwandutsu le yesilayi, wasitya wasigqiba sonke. Wenza
unovatala wemanzi aneswekile, wazimithisa ngawo; wabuyela ebhedini.
Wangena kuFacebook, waze waya kwiqonga labantu abatsha levangeli; UMNTU
OMTSHA ne LIZWI CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT (Le yigroup kaFacebook yevangeli.
Nawe mfundi ungayikhangela uyijonge, uzakumfumana apho uMpumezo. Kodwa
ungatsho ukuba uve ngam)
Ufike apha wancokola kwimixholo
ngemixholo ebekiweyo apho. Umfo lo waye elichule ngokuthetha, ekwayiyo
nrncutshe ngezakwaLizwi, ekwayiyo ingqondi kuzo izibhalo. Wayemana
ehleka ke unkabi, kucaca ukuba lendawo angene kuyo iyamonwabisa. Aphathe
kutyhila-tyhila kwincwadi yakhe yomqulu obomvu, afunde, abhale kwiphone
yakhe. Kucaca phandle umfo lo ungumncedi, ngoba kwa iINBOX yakhe
yayizele iphuphuma. Kungabacela imithandazo, kungabacela ukucetyiswa,
kungabammemela kwiinkonzo zabo, kuzizibhoxi ezizicelela umtshato kuye.
Umfo omkhulu, zikhona ke nazizame kuzo iintombi via INBOX.
Wabhala iSTATUS esithi;
ISAYA 60:1 “Sukume ukhanye kuba kuthe chapha kuwe ukukhanya kwakho”
Bazalwane la ngamazwi endifuna sabelane ngawo namhlanje! Nkuba sele
ukweyiphi na imeko, yazi ukuba the LIGHT OF THE LIVING GOD shines upon
you and the devil is the liar, he can never touch you! I don't know the
situation you are facing, the problem you are facing, the poverty you
are facing or any temptetios you are facing; Worry not, God is with
you....! It will come to pass!!!!!!”
Zangena ke zingenile
iiCOMMENTS neeLIKES abanye besi-SHARER eso-STATUS kucaca mhlophe ukuba
abalandeli bakhe ubachukumise kwiindawo ababgabanjwa kuzo.
Wathi sele ejonga ixesha, sele lidlulile eli kumele azilungisele ngalo
ukuya enkonzweni. Waphakama kucaca ykuba umfo lo ushiyiwe lixesha.
Wathatha ikom nevaslap waya entla, wathatha ipaynti wakha amanzi
zambini. Wafaka la vaslap wayenza manzi. Waqubula isuti wakhe
ewodropini, waibeka phezu kwebhedi, wayosula ngala vaslap imanzi,
wayicoca umfo bungxama. Akugqiba wasole esosula ubuso, wabucokisisa
ukubosula oku, kwaye kucacanje ukuba ubunonelele. Waqubula ezothambisa
izinto! Wathambisa! Wangena kwisuti yakhe ke unkabi le evuma umhlabelelo
wakhe othi; “NOMA NGIGQOKA AMANIKI-NIKI IKHON'INGUBO EMHLOPHE QHWAAAA”
Wazithsuthsuza ke unkabi ngespray sakhe seAXE, wafala iroll-on akugqiba
wakhangela isihlangu sakhe esitsolo, esimhlophe! Wafaneleka umQwathi
kodwa shame! Akufane zimthanda nezintombi.
Wangena endleleni
akufumana iBIBLE yakhe, wathatha iR20 kulemali yomnikelo, iR12 uzokhwela
ngayo, R2 anikele ngayo, ze la R6 ishiyekileyo akhwelise uThembela
ukuba akanayo imali. Wonda ngephela!
Ententeni
Pastor:
(Ethetha noThembela) “Ndikucele kakuhle ukuba uzoba nguMC wanamhlanje,
wena ufika ngexesha lakho lokuthanda. Ukuba ibinguMpumezo okucelileyo
ngekukudala ulapha , ungowokuqala. Kutheni Thembela?
Thembela:
(Etyikitya amehlo) “Bekumele ndiqale ndi kline kalok ekhaya. Ndilungise
ze ndipheke. Ndalibaziseka ke. Phofu andiziva kakuhle namhlanje”
Pastor: “Kulungile. Khona bekutheni iphone yakho ivaliwe ebusuku? UbukuMpumezo Thembela?”
Thembela: (Emjonga bumgxelesha) “Ungenaphi ke ngoku uMpumezo ekuvalweni
kwephone yam? Ndigqibele singafowunelani ebusuku, ngoku yintoni
ingxaki?”
Pastor: “Ewe kaloku uyayazi ukuba nditshatile kwaye
akumelanga sifowunelane ebusuku, kodwa mna ndingakufowunela ebusuku nje
nge ndoda kaThixo akukho nto inokrokreleka kaloku.,..!”
Thembela: “Andinanto yokwenza mna noBrother Mpumezo”
Pastor: “Ndakuyixutha leBlackberry ndikuthengele yona ukuba usaqhubeka nalaMpumezo, okanye andinakuxakwa nini nobabini ke”
Thembela: “Uyandigrogrisa?”
Pastor: “NO! Take that as a warning sana lam”
Wabe uLindelwa etsala umhlabelelo othi; :UNGAZIFIHL'IZONO ZAKHO IZWE
LINGAKUBONI KODWA NGEKE UZIFIHLE KUYE” kumnandi ngaphakathi kucaca nje
ukuba kuyajayvwa phakathi. Wawuwuva ngaphandle umfutho osententeni
nantika, uSiseko eyibethela okokuba iKeyboad, nentwana emncedisayo nge
ikeyboard ecaleni ingayekanga ukufakelela izinto ezitsho kamnandi,
uLindelwa evutha bhe amalangatya omlilo elikhwaza ibandla ukuba
lishukume, lijayvele uJesu. Kwakuzele qhun ngaphathi ententeni kungekho
neyohamba indawo. Nophandle okanye emotweni wayejayva kucaca nje ukuba
uyayiva. IKeyboard yayivulelwe phezulu ke, isodlula kwa aba baculayo,
inge iya inyuka futhi ngoko mfutho.
Iintombi zazisenza umjayvo
pha ngaphambili mfondini. Zizophula amathanjana, nezinqe kunzima!
Elapho ke noSizeka nabahlono bakhe, begqwesa ke! Nemehlo lakhe uSizeka
lali ngapheli kwindawo eneKeyboard, sebemane bencumelana noSiseko,
kunzima! Hay'kodwa elibandla!
Aw! Yangena indedeba madoda!
Yangena sele yenze amabatha kakathe zezincandweni izinxibileyo. Mhle
kodwa umzalwane uMpumezo! Wangena sele encume kakade mfondini! Imfanele
isuti yakhe eshaynayo! Uzikhile umfana nkosi yam! Zamane zisolathisana
ngaye ke iintombi!
Waqonda e....!
#DOUO
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