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KuloSisanda!

Sisanda: “Ndimrhalisele ndaqonda ha.a le ayindazi kakuhle”
Akhona: “Uncedile kodwa my F besendinxaniwe kanjani”
Sisanda: “Yho mforin! Phantse ndayipha lakaka”
Akhona: “Hay'bo! Ubusowuqhizile nha?”
Sisanda: “Ha.a! Khame ndiyicime nale phone! Izofowuna kaloku xa ndingeziyo”
Akhona: “Uthi wenze njani kaloku?”
Sisanda: “Ndidibene naye kaloku caba uya eProminade ekseni mpitshi yam! Ndabe ndivela kwi BF yam. Yandgqula ichap, ndath mayiqale indithengele i-stoney ndizobon akuba iCrus nha! Yhooooo! Wandinkalela umfo zi airtime, chocolate ne drink mfondin! Ndamgibisela nge Hug ne baby kiss ndambona uthathekile! Wandithi 4tigers kaloku! Haaaaaaaaa! Ndayokhapha wokhela iteksi!
Akhona: “Iyhoooooooooooo! Tjiooooo! That's why enkala so umek mos!”
Sisanda: “So wandibiza ngok esithi mandomhlalisa, and ndathi andizi if azikho ezi whey! Kwathwa mandize! Ndaqonda mandimgqabulele ushoti kalok! Ndamvezela icleavage strongo kunakqala! Haaaaaaa! Ulikhuphe ilwimi ndisangena!”
Akhona: “Uthini nha chomp!”
Sisanda: “Ndithe ndichopha nje ebhedini ndabe ndi crus kaloku ndifuna iinto zam! Qha ndabona ba ndingayphuzanga le ayizundidalela tu! Babe! Ndakhwela phezu kwayo! Ndasijija mchana isinqeeeeeeeee! Tjioooooooo! Ibisele isweleka! Ndithe ndisiva, yhuuuuuuuuu! Iqhuma!!!!!! Yhuuuuu ha.a ndasuka sana!”
Akhona: (Ethe ntaa iindlebe) “Yhuuuuuuu! Chomie! Ukho umQwathi nha sana? And ubuzophuma uhluthi zizperms zomzalwane kalok! Xa engajoli inoba zingaphi iilitre? Haaaaaaaaaa! Yhuuuuuuu! Andahleka!”

Ententeni!

Thembela: “Ndicela sonke bazalwane silunge, cela ufase ibhanti lakho! Kuzotshisa manje! Hay'Haleluuuuuuuuuya! Are you ready? Eheeeeee! Sathana unamnga! Hayiiiiii! Bazalwane! Nisekhona! Are you ready! Sizodumis'uNkulu-nkulu manje! Be ready! Be ready! Be ready! Haleluuuuuuuuuuuuya! Ndicela bhuti undinyesele le mic, andiziva kakuhle! One two! One two! That's better! Thank You very much! Ndicela bazalwane sigcwalise ezi izitulo ezingaphambili. Singahlali emva bangcwele! Masihlaleni apha ngaphambili! Khawulezani bangcwele! OhHHHhHH Yes Jesus! Thank You Jehova! Sizotsho umhlabelelo ozukile bangcwele, sizukise uThixo! Simnikeze udumo! Simnikeze imbeko! OH Yes! Akakabikho onje ngaye! (Wathetha ngezilwimi) Siyabonga Nkosi! Uphakeme Thixo wethu! Ahhhhhhhh Yes! Bazalwane, ndicela nje siphakamise izandla zethu kuThixo! Vala amehlo! Umnikeze imbeko! Master Jesus! Phamisa izandla uvale amelho akho! Thank You Lord! AAaaaHhhh Yes Lord! (Wahlabela) 'OWUQALILE UMSEBENZI, UZOWUFEZA, EMPILWENI YAMI, NOM'USATHANE EHLASELA, NGIYAMETHEMB'OWASEKHAL'VARI'

Yatsho kamnandi losuprano kaThembela, yagcwalisa izipika, yatsho ntii ezindlebeni isika kamnandana ke. Ngoku, wayesele enxibe isikeyti esimnyama esinepliti enye apha ngemva, efake ezizihlangu zabo ke zimnyama, zikwatsolo apha ngaphambili, zichophileyo, andazi nokuba zizikeleton nha okanye iibiltong nha. Kodwa zibambe bupensile le yobhala apha ezithendeni. Unepeyntihose eshaynayo ke usisi, ufake ihempe emhlophe ke, nalo ke ibhanti elimnyama limthe khontshi apha esinqeni, unento ke apha entloko elilaphu ebambe iinwele yaze lento yanento ebuflawana apha ngaphambili ibuSunflower kanje maaaan, bakuyazi bona osisi.

Ungalibali ke akavasanga usisi lo. Oko ebevuke ekuseni akahlamba, waphinda wangcoliswa nangumfundisi ngalanto. Uphathelwe nje impahla yotshintsha ukze angabi sahamba, kaloku uyaziwa ngothatha ixesha lakhe. Phofu naye uyaziqonda imeko akuyo, ngoba yena uhlabelela kude kunezinye intombi, ungqisha pha kude yena. Kamnandi yena akasebenzisi Mic ene ntambo, eyakhe yi Cordless Mic.

Babe bekhona nooBonisa kunye nabahlobo bakhe, uSiseko nalantwana adlala kunye nayo, OoMpumezo kunye noSiyabulela, umdundisi etsho ngesuti ende emhlophe ehamba nowakwakhe, sabe ke sisininzi nesigqeba esikhoyo sabefundisi belizwi, kuzele nakulentente.

Thembela: “Make sitheni izandla zethu sonke bangcwele (eweyvisha isandla) sonke nje bathandwa bakaThixo! Kumnandi ukusindiswa bangcwele! Haleluuuuuuuuyaaaaa! Isindiswe intombi phakathi kwabafana! Oh thank you Jesus! Isindiswe intombi ingajoli! Bangaphi abangajoliyo apha ententeni? (Zenyuka ke nazo izandla zabo bathi abajoli) Kufuneka izigcine intombi! Ithi mna ndizigcinele umyeni! Ongu Jesu! Oh yes lord! Uzigcinile nha? Uzigcinile nha? Ha! Ha! Ha! Iyasindiswa intombi ilala kokwayo! Isindiswe intombi ingabi na boyfriend! Zigcine! Zigcine! Zigcine! Zigcinele uJesu! Haleluuuuuuuuuuuuuuya!!!!!! (Watsho wahlabela) 'WONGIGCINA NGCI! WONGIGCINA NGCI! BHEKA UBUBELE BAKHE! WONGIGCINA NGCI!”

Yayisele ishushu ke ngoku imvuseleyo, nazo ke ez zandla phezulu! Kwek, suke lakufutshane ke nelizulu, uThembela usisa khona! Akasalili uSammy madoda, suke wandyibhi-ndyibhi zinyembezi Nkosi yam...! Caba lo ngumhlabelelo wakhe shame!

Thembela: “Cela bonke nje abazalwane abanobungqina beze apha bonke ngaphambili, bazotsho kabini kathathu ukuthu uJesu ubenzele ntoni, bababaze amandla kaJesu! Khawulezani nje bangcwela asinalo ixesha! (Wacula) UGCOB'IKHANDA LAMI! NGAMAFUTHA KAMOYA IINDEBE YAMI ICHICHIM'IZIBUSISO”

Nanko noSammy phathi kwabantu abeza nobungqina! Asizangobhala nathina apha? Kwek Thembela!!!

#DOUO